| No. | Chant |
| 1. | Debt-free, wherever we may be, We're gonna buy everyone we see, and we don't give a ***k about the transfer fee, 'Cos we are the wealthy CFC. (Mr. Chelsea) |
| 2. | I saw my mate the other day, He said to me, he saw the white Pele, So I asked who was he, He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, he goes by the name of WAYNE ROONEY. (BULL) |
| 3. | Scolari Whoa o, Phil Scolari Whoa o o o o, He's Blue, he's Chelsea, he's blue, And were gonna f*ck up Man U, Sung to Volari. (Gaffer) |
| 4. | We all follow the Reading, Over land and sea, And Oxford, We all follow the Reading, On to victory. (Matt Hill) |
| 5. | Play up Pompey. Pompey play up. (Chas) |
| 6. | Ten men went to lift, Went to lift Frank Lampard, Ten men and their dumper truck went to lift Frank Lampard. (COYS) |
| 7. | I'm forever blowing bubbles, Pretty bubbles in the air, They fly so high, up in the sky, But like West Ham they fade and die, Tottenham always running, Arsenal running too, We are the Chelsea blue boys and we're running after you. (Mr. Chelsea) |
| 8. | We love you Arsenal, we do! We love you Arsenal, we do! We love you Arsenal, we DO! Oh! Arsenal we love you! (Anonymous) |
| 9. | When the Yids start to cry, 'Cos they didn't qualify, That's Lasagna, that's Lasagna. (Goonr) |
| 10. | Mourinho are you listening, You better keep our trophy glistening, Cause we're 3 points in front, You Portuguese ****, Walking in a Fergie wonderland. (BULL) |
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